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avatar deedubya8 12 day.ago

I walked into a joke store and asked “do you guys sell jokes?”

And they said No we're not a real shop.

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1. Yo mama so short, Smurfs ask her how's the weather down there

2. Yo mama so ugly she sucks the souls off of dementors.

As well as any feelings of happiness they've sucked out of other people.

3. Yo mama so fat,

she's billed for property taxes on 7 adjacent homes

4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks netflix is a lighter

5. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down

6. Yomama so cute and loving toward you I wish she was my mama too.

7. Yo mama so dumb, when she heard Mod Pizza got a new drive-thru, she drove THROUGH the restaurant!

8. Yo mama so tiny, I put her in my pocket and took her home.

9. How to make a woman scream after you already cum?

Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.

10. What's the best part of getting a BJ from an Ethiopian?

You know she's going to swallow

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